manga

so im reading this new manga its called Caramel Diary.
Summary - Caramel Diary
Hana Yamano is a 9th grader and a budding shojo manga artist. She has a crush on her handsome yet clueless classmate Taro and illustrates her fantasies into her manga, but Marie Hoshino, a beautiful student artist serializing in another manga magazine, starts calling Hana as her biggest rival -- both professionally and romantically. To make things more complex, Jiro, Taro's twin brother with a sour tongue, seems to present whenever Hana needs assistance.

i went to mimi's and then to the cabin. has anyone seen the last episode of death note? i watched the one before that the other night and loved it. i hated the cliffhanger though.

im big bird

You Are Big Bird

Talented, smart, and friendly... you're also one of the sanest people around. You are usually feeling: Happy. From riding a unicycle to writing poetry, you have plenty of hobbies to keep you busy. You are famous for: Being a friend to everyone. Even the grumpiest person gets along with you. How you life your life: Joyfully. "Super. Duper. Flooper."

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

jokes!

Hippie in a bar!

This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it's a restaurant. He walks up to the counter, and says to the barkeep, "I want a hot dog, not too hot, not too cold, but in the groove."

So the barkeep walks into the back room, and tells this to the manager, who is in a bad mood. The manager says, "Well, give him whatever he wants, then get him out of here."

The barkeep heads back into the main room, posing as a waiter. "Anything else," he questions. The hippie replies, "Yeah, I want a milkshake, not too thick, not too thin, but in the groove."

Again, the barkeep relays this to his manager, who is getting more frusterated as the night goes on. He yells, "Fine, I already told you, give him what he wants and get him out of here!"

So the barkeep returns to the hippie. "That was a hot dog and a milkshake, right?" "Yeah," the hippie says, "but scratch the hot dog. I want a hamburger, not to rare, not too well-done, but in the groove."

The barkeep relays this to the manager, who has finally had enough. He storms out of the back room, and bellows at the hippie.

"You can kiss my butt! Not on the left cheek, and not on the right cheek, but in the groove!!"


hiccups



A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups.

The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.

"What the heck did you do that for!?!" the man screams.

"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?"

The man says, "No I don't, you IDIOT...
But my wife out in the car still does!"


the rookie cop



A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.

The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.

The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner people."
A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again...
"I SAID, let's get off that corner... NOW!"

Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.

Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?"

Pretty good," chuckled the vet, "especially since this is a bus stop!"



computer gender


An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language.

He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she". One of the students raised their hand and asked - "What gender is a computer"?

The teacher wasn't certain which it was, so he divided the class into two groups, males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation. The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

SHOES AND MUSIC AND DOGS

I went to Mimi's house. we went to applebeese and the shoe store. I found this really cute pair of converse but they weren't the right size so we had to order a pair. They were this cream color with patches all over them. Mimi got 2 new dogs. One is named Sammy the other is curly. Their previous owner neglected them. They both have heart worms. They didn't even have any of their shots, but that was all taken care of and in a few months they will be better. I have started listening to hole. They are a pretty good band. And my new favorite song is "milk of regret" by Otep. The rest of their music is a little too heavy metal for my taste. Heavy metal is cool but I don't listen to too much of it, not really my style.

so very uber super smexii

This is Danny Jones! From the band McFly! <3 he is so adorable! I might stay at my mimi's tonight. She lives out in the country so she has dial-up so i don't use the computer there. It is so slow it makes me want to throw the thing at the wall!

So Bored

I was thinkin of getting a new layout. this one gets old fast. im just sittin here listening to boys like girls. check out these two pics. Can you tell one is edited? i did that myself! his lips and eyes are bigger. and i did a bunch of other stuff i cant remember! yeah! not a very big diff, but i like the edited one better! Wow i AM bored! lol

lifetime movies and chivalry!

I'm watching a lifetime movie. It's called "tell me no lies". It's really good. I feel way better than I did yesterday.

CHIVALRY IS NOT DEAD!!!!!! Guys, next time you decide not to open a door for a girl, think twice!! Just look at eddie! he's so gentlemanly! It's really hot too!! landon is a gentleman. yumm... I'm so bored! ...I love sleeping. yeah i sleep a lot... hmmmm...

I have a new favorate song!

I have a new fave song and its called twilight by vanessa carolton.
I have been in bed sick all day. I just got up. I am so bored and feel so bad! I found some really good pics of edward yesterday!!! im watchin the parent trap right now so later!!

last day of church bible camp

It rained a lot today! And there are 2 buildings to our Church and I'm a helper so I was running back and forth all day! The umbrella didn't help that much. I am now at home hopnig I don't get a cold. Do all u twilight fans like the jacob icon? I'm EddiexBella all the way, but I AM a dog person so...
Well anywhoo, I started reading those books yesterday. I know it doesn't make sense to read like four books at a time, but thats just me.

lalalalalalalalala

I'm bored. 2morro da last day of bible school. ...so bored books im reading lately:
the invisible
scandalous summer of sissy lablanc
before i go
gossip girl books 3&4
The library dont have frost bite yet (2nd book 2 vampire academy) but they ordered it and i got it on hold! well thats all folks...if anything interesting happens ill report back later today. by the way...wat u think of my new twilight icons? haha grizzly bearsand hostage stuuff!

hot and tired

My cousin J.D. was over and we went outside. He told my brother to go look for his friend and we would meet him there. We turned around and ran the other way! We ran all around hiding from him. Then we came outside. Then we went back out untill an old lady yelled at J.D. 4 throwin rocks! lol. I got a fanfiction thingy. i got tired of bein a drifter and not bein able 2 take polls. i dont write stories though, I would have to save it on my computer. my parents would read it. my pen name is.......broken hearted savvy!

OMYGOD!!!!!!

they found a cover for breaking dawn!!!! here it is!!!!!!!!!!!

just chillin'

I'z just sittin here. I'm so bored. My little bro so immature! I could hit him right not! But my mom would be all "why you hit him?" And I just don't wanna deal with that right now! Did you stare at the pic of Edward yet? You drooled didn't you? Yeah me too!

Chuch summer Bible school!

So, I'm a helper at summer Bible school at my Church. I help the preacher's wife with preschool crafts. We only have one class all day so it gets pretty boring with nothing to do. I also helped with grades 5-6 and k-1 today. I liked k-1 better. I was NOT that much of a snobby little brat when I was in 6th grade (in fact I was really nice)! those little girls were brats! That's why I normally help in preschool! There was this one little boy who looked like Scarlett Johansson in little boy form. Weird. There is a picture of her at the top of this blog entry if you do not know what she looks like.

Everything you need to know in order to be my bff!

I love Edward Cullen
If I had a sea monster I would name it Dan
My eyes are hazel green
I like pens with clicky tops
I DO NOT enjoy riding horses
I watch too much t.v.
I loathe my little brother to the point I do not want to be around him EVER
I want to go to either Tue Lane or Oxford (collages)
I want to live in London
I want to be an author
I read a lot
My dog gets on my nerves (Speedie not Mattie)
I love my cat
I'm bo-no not boy, I'm LANDON crazy
I like to swim
My fave book is twilight
I cant wait for the movie
I wish I were Bella
I like anime
I like manga
People who are not serious like ever get on my nerves more than anything
I use to be normal until i met my friends
Trace Cyrus is HOT!
Edward is hotter!
WEll I guess that's it....OH, and I LOVE sour skittles!!!

YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT THIS TOTALLY ORIGINAL AND COOL BAND!

THEY'RE ORIGINAL, THEY'RE NEW, THEY'RE FRESH, AND THEY'RE AWESOME!!!! THEY'RE THE MILLIONARES ! So go 2 their youtube channel and check 'em out! Their songs aren't like anyone else's!m

yeperz...

So I found a really cool fanfiction last night! It's a twilight fanfiction named growing up with edward.
Summary: Bella's parents die in a car accident when she is 5, but Edward is there to help her and take her home as family. But as the years go on and Bella gets older, they both develope feelings for each other. Will they fall in love, or will she get stolen away?
It's really cool. You should read it. Anyway I am like so adicted 2 fanfiction it aint even funny anymore!

Bored out of this world man!

Today I was on the computer the majority of my time. I was on yahoo answers a lot today. Right now I'm listening to meg and dia on my ipod. I have noticed my typing getting a lot faster in these past few weeks. I can now officially say that my life is super-uber-boring without school. My dad might transfer to Lafayette, Louisiana. So if u know anything like if it's a good place to live just holler. He was gonna get transfered to Slidale but I guess the plans changed.




Confucius say, Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

my fave quotes

" Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does. Even for me." -new moon




"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb..." he murmured.
I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word.
"What a stupid lamb," I sighed.
"What a sick ,masochistic lion." -twilight

my meez

So it's this avatar thing on photobucket! and I made mine look as much like me as possible and named her Savannah Cullen! or Mrs. Edward Cullen! lol

Don't have a lot of time to talk 20day....BYE!





p.s. Confucius say, "When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt."

a public affair

I've started listening to Jessica Simpson music a lot more lately. I don't know why. Oh well. I am getting so annoyed with the bat lately. He doesn't stop talking EVER! I have been so bored lately! I might go swimming later. For some reason I have also taken more of an interest in Brittany music lately, which kind of scares me.

I have done nothing all day! I slept, watched T.V., and played the computer. WOW, my life is so interesting!




p.s. Confucius say, man who have last laugh, not get joke.

crazy

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you sit in class with the notes one the board infront of your face and your notebook open on your desk, but instead of writing them down like you shoud be you write EDWARD in big bubble letters and spend the entire 45 minute class coloring it in. Crazy is when you lay awake at night in your bed for 3 hours thinking of different ways to pronounce a word under 5 letters(random.clumsy.vampire.) Crazy is when you try to block your mind of thinking how hot Edward Cullen is from said Edward Cullen!If you're crazy, copy this onto a blog and add something crazy you've done to the list!

owch! stupid concrete!

So I told you I went swimmin with Amber right? Well when I was swimmin I wasnt paying attention to what I was doing. (I'm not the best swimmer) And the next thing I know my face is being slammed into the concrete side of the pool! OUCH! Now my nose is skinned partially. Ambers kittens were so cute my favorite is the one that likes to play with the plants!



Confucius say who say I say all those things they say I say? arf arf

lurve ou tu def

Good evenin ma cherries and man cherries, I spent da nighty nite at Ambers last night. And the day before that she came over to Mimi's So we could go swimmin at the lodge. We met Heidie, one of Mr T.'s "friends". She looked hie!
My little brother is being a brat! He gets on my nerves so bad I wish I could lock him in a giant plastic tube sometimes! He is being a poopoo head and making me get off the computer so by!

Confucius say, Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

Goin 2 mimi's

Imma goin to my Mimi's house tonight. I have had an okay day. I am pretty bored. I called skittles but no one answered the phone. What do you think of the pic?
It's Edward giving Bella his crooked smile!


Confucius say: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."

Bam Wham Ugly Clam

Hola bamboo bebees,

I have a huge gob. Mum always gets angry at me for being a smartie! But other than that everythin's gellin well. So nothing mucho is new. I talked to Nick N. 2-day. We had a pleasant conversation. Which was odd, consider we hate each other and fight every time we see each other. S o I'm just pullin an all-nighter with my lil bro, I've been watchin some telly and reading. I have been so bored these past few days. I'm totally in the misereblahblah!



P.S. Confucius Say: "Crowded elevator always smell different to midget."

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Grr......

I am so bored! The other night I watched "The Perfect Score". It was a pretty good movie! I liked Frenchesca, she was cool.And then there was Roy! He was the funniest character. Me and Carrie went to the pool the other day. We decided to go back to the house and eat something. But on the way she got stung by a wasp. She got the stinger stuck in her. I hate wasps! see you later! T_T